*WARNING* The following narrative has been known to cause periods of intense laughter. Proceed with extreme caution! I was reluctant to post this, but I felt it was my duty to inform others in order that they may avoid a similar situation. As some of you are aware, my life…
Sharp knives. Being in a rush. Being tired. The three ingredients in the recipe for PAIN! So there I was. Tired. In a hurry. Irritable. The usual. Needing lettuce for a sandwich I grabbed a knife and started slicing. The first few slices were perfect and then I felt the…